For those who are fans of supreme BBQ food or those who like dated Christina Aguilera references as review titles, look no further as Rub Smokehouse and Bar, situated on Adams Walk at the top of Hockley, is fantastic.
We arrived around 18:00 (the only time they had a table available) on a Thursday and grabbed ourselves a drink at the bar as we waited for the rest of our friends to arrive. On arrival it was instantly recognisable as a bustling restaurant, already filling up fast with groups of people talking and laughing, with classic rock playing over the radio, American décor and overall a really fun atmosphere about whole place, perfect for groups of friends.
After the rest of our party arrived we were seated by a friendly waitress with who took the rest of our drinks orders whilst we looked over the menu. The menu, complete with quirky headers such as ‘Happytizers’ and ‘Epic Food’, boasted an extensive range of BBQ meats including pulled pork, beef brisket and ribs as well as burgers, sandwiches and sharer platters. Whilst a selection of these were ordered by my friends, I and a friend decided on the ‘Hung Drawn And Quartered’ sharer platter for 2, an immense dump truck load of meat including 2 corn dogs, beef brisket, pulled pork, ribs, chicken wings and an 4 sides of which we paid the extra supplement to include chilli pulled pork fries for me, sweet potato fires for my friend, BBQ pulled pork beans and onion rings. It was set to be a magnificent feast, or a vegan’s nightmare, whichever way you look at it.
Our waitress arrived with our food around 20 minutes later, not the most efficient time, but then good things come to those who wait. Our enormous platter of meat arrived and I did not know where to start so I decided to load my plate with a little of everything. The corn dog came with a crispy batter wrapped around delicious slow cooked sausage, the BBQ pulled pork was so succulent and moist I could have eaten it by the ladleful and the beef brisket was rich in smoked flavour and so tender it practically broke apart on your fork. The spicy chicken wings were huge and the glazed ribs, which came as half racks, were some of the best I have ever tasted, and I haven’t even begun on the sides. The onion rings were okay, probably the worst of the side but the fries, both chilli pulled pork and sweet potato, were excellence personified in fried potato form. The BBQ pulled pork beans were also amazing, combing quality baked beans with quality pulled pork, what’s to dislike? We ended up not being able to finish the whole platter, but God did I try! I should also point out that they offer desserts as well as if that wasn’t enough, but they do have a takeaway service and are happy to box your pudding for you if you wish to take it away. A perfect end to a meal if you don’t want to eat it then and there.
Despite the fact that the food and the atmosphere here are brilliant, it does come with a bit of a sting in its tail. The drinks are fairly pricey ranging from E3.95 for the cheapest lager and £4.40 for a cider but the burgers are around £9 and our sharer platter was £35. Having said this, in no way at all did I feel ripped off. Both for the amount and the pure quality of food, I felt this was a very fair price.
The staff at rub are friendly, the bar staff more so than the waiters and waitresses, but then they did have their hands full with a near capacity restaurant. Considering this I think they did very well to cope and not let the stress get to them.
In summary it is no surprise why it is so difficult to get a table at Rub, it is simply that good. No expense is spared to give the customer that authentic American Smokehouse feeling and no more is this reflected than in the food. It was divine, BBQ heaven. Rub is best suited for groups of friends and I would recommend you take as many friends as possible there as many times as your wallet possibly allows. It wipes the floor with its other Hockley competitors, not just for BBQ food, but any type of food. I hope you visit and it Rubs you up the same way it has me. Borderline sexually.